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Science proves women have better sex with rich men.

Posted by Carlos C. on Sunday, January 18th, 2009 at 6:53 am

I thought Jackie Collins novels proved this?

Times Online

Women’s sexual pleasure is directly linked to their partner’s wealth, says new research.

Cassie is unrepentant about dating rich men. “Of course it is much better to sleep with men with lots of money,” said the 27-year-old lawyer from London.

“Any girl who tells you different is lying. Rich men are powerful and successful and confident and charismatic. They know what they want, and they go out and get it. That translates to being fantastic in bed.”

Cassie is living proof of the latest scientific discovery about human sexuality: that the number and frequency of a woman’s orgasms is directly related to her partner’s wealth.

Her explanation is simple. “Women don’t want to lie back and think of the gas bill,” she said. “It’s a lot more fun to have sex in the Ritz than the Swindon Travelodge. And to be ripping off Rigby & Peller underwear than M&S knickers.”

Cassie’s story of being attracted to rich and powerful men is, of course, as old as the hills. It was famously expressed in the question put by the spoof chat-show host Mrs Merton to one of her guests: “So, Debbie McGee, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?”.

Examples abound. Even in his eighties, Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy, has a succession of young girlfriends. Ronnie Wood has recently shown that it’s not only Mick Jagger among the sixty-something Rolling Stones who can attract much younger women, and Donald Trump, the portly American businessman, has a wife 24 years his junior.

Until now some of us may have taken consolation in the idea that the beautiful women involved in such relationships were just doing it for the lifestyle - and enduring the sex.

Now, however, science is showing that a rich man’s money has aphrodisiac qualities as well as purchasing power. Their partners really can have it all.

Many will object to the idea that women are hardwired to be gold-diggers. Perhaps, however, they will be appeased by the revelation that the same kinds of primitive forces are at work in men too. They may operate in different ways and produce different behaviour - but they come from exactly the same source: a genetic code fine-tuned by millions of years of evolution to make us seek out whoever offers us the best deal in life.

Well, I better win the Florida lottery if I may have any type of chance of banging 20-year-old girls when I am 60.

Or someone could buy Scoop This for $50 million.

Whichever comes first.

Hat Tip: Hot Air Headlines

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Woman auctions off her virginity!

Posted by Carlos C. on Monday, January 12th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

She is cute.

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Telegraph

Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her.

Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to £162,000 ($243,000) but since then interest in her has rocketed.

The student who has a degree in Women’s Studies insisted she was not demeaning herself.

Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

She said she had had a lot of attention from a wide range of men, including “weirdos”, “those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me” and “lots of polite requests from rich businessmen”.

Miss Dylan said she did not think it was particularly significant to be willing to sell your virginity and insisted that she was happy to undergo medical tests for any doubters.

She said: “I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer.

“I know that a lot of people will condemn me for this because it’s so taboo but I really don’t have a problem with that.

“My study is completely authentic in that I truly am auctioning my virginity but I am not being sold into this. I’m not being taken advantage of in any way.

“I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal.”

She added: “It’s shocking that men will pay so much for someone’s virginity, which isn’t even prized so highly anymore.”

Obviously, virginity is a prized possession. More power to the people that can wait to have sex.

With that said, will Bank of America let me take out a $250,000 loan?

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Sixth grade girl trades sex for marijuana!

Posted by Carlos C. on Monday, January 12th, 2009 at 7:56 am

WFTV.com

PALM BAY, Fla. — A Palm Bay sixth grader was arrested and three others are being investigated for allegedly dealing drugs at Discovery Elementary School. There are also allegations of an exchange of sex for drugs involving one of the students.

Because they are minors and only one faces misdemeanor charges so far, none of their names have been released. But once police caught one student, they too were stunned at what the young students were allegedly doing.

Four sixth graders from Discovery Elementary are being investigated for their roles in bringing marijuana from Miami to Palm Bay.

Thursday, police said they arrested a 12-year-old boy walking home from school after they got a tip he was trying to sell dime bags on the elementary school campus earlier in the day. Police believe his drug cache passed through the hands of three other youngsters, including a 12-year-old girl.

Investigators are looking into claims the girl obtained the drugs in exchange for sex while in south Florida over Christmas break.

“We were kind of shocked that it went this deep and this many people were involved, so we are taking it very seriously,” Officer Neal Valenti said.

Police have only been able to recover two bags of marijuana. They have been told there were at least four. They don’t know if there is more floating around.

Police believe they shut down the grade-school operation within a week of it starting up. All of the students involved have been suspended and all of them face expulsion from the A-rated school.

Police said two of the kids involved come from broken homes and have mothers who are in prison.

Holy crap!

This is an awful story.

A 12-year-old girl actually traded sex for marijuana. Unbelievable.

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How to make love to a man!

Posted by Carlos C. on Friday, January 9th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

And just in time for Valentine’s Day!

(Wow… I never thought I would post that kind of blog title.)

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Product Description:

ASK ANY MAN. If you can get him to admit it, he’ll probably tell you that he would like to be made love to almost as much as being a good lover. In the past, it is the man who has been responsible for not only the lovemaking, but the romance: candlelight, flowers, music, and tenderness.

HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A MAN, a classic best-seller, is the first book to focus on men’s sexual and emotional needs, and to talk to today’s woman who would like to be an active partner but doesn’t quite know how. More than a manual for having sex (though it is that too), this is a guide to the art of making love.

The author, after interviewing doctors, sex therapists, women, and most important, more than 200 men, has been able to understand men’s deepest emotional needs.

The author discusses what men find sexy in a woman; how to show a man that you are interested, how to get a man to share his emotional and sexual needs, how to enhance sex through a massage, touching, and improved timing, and much more.

Whether married or single, the reader will gain new insight on making “whole” love—developing the attitude and the understanding that make the love act complete and meaningful.

Scoop This… helping lovers make love… one orgasm at a time.

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“Hey, Dad! I just lost my virginity!”

Posted by Carlos C. on Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Post Chronicle.com

Pretty girl Elizabeth Frisinger has a whole lot of explaining to do to her father. Frisinger is 18-years-old and as dumb as it gets. Apparently Frisinger texted her father after having sex first for the first time on a class trip to the beach. The text on her iPhone was suppose to go to her friend instead of her dad.

After losing her virginity she tried to text a friend this: “OMG! Just had 1st time on beach! Gr8! Wish u were here!” Her dad then responded “I’m assuming this was intended for someone else Lizzy.” At this point it was pretty obvious the father was pretty upset and Lizzy probably felt like she was going to puke. After that text the father sent this message: “Class trip is over. Tomorrow 7:10 am Delta #*** Use my credit card for taxi.” That father wanted her home pronto!

Now apparently Lizzy must have been made a huge mistake of showing a friend or someone because soon after the incident it spread over the internet by a classmate of hers according to TheChive.com. They also leaked her senior year picture onto the internet to a Cleveland radio Station with a more complete story. I wonder who the guy was? Maybe we will be hearing from him soon enough.

Elizabeth is going to be a popular girl at Syracuse where she has received early acceptance.

Pictures courtesy of The Inquisitr.

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Everyone else has had more sex than me!

Posted by Carlos C. on Friday, November 21st, 2008 at 8:29 pm



Fox News.com

The Sexpert on Fox News asks: How many people have you slept with?

Should you share your number?

When it comes to professing how many people you’ve slept with, it is the ultimate “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” confession. For many, some things are better left unsaid.

You may be better off avoiding this conversation entirely, given you never know what kind of reaction you’re going to get.

For most people, claiming too many past lovers is frowned upon. For others, having too low a number can send their would-be lovers running for the hills, wary they’re a bit too “green.” So given the distress it evokes, is it in a couple’s best interest to have the “how many” conversation? And at what point should you ‘fess up your sexual experience (or lack thereof)?

Sharing is not only considered a sexual health courtesy, but a requirement in many ways. Some people see this revealing conversation as a form of bonding, since it’s such a personal issue. Having this conversation is also regarded as an emotional breakthrough, as in lovers don’t need to hold back about anything.

What’s up with all of the sex stories on Scoop This lately? Oh, wait, I posted them.

I would say that quality sex over quantity sex is better, but then all of my guy friends will laugh at me. Then again, all of my girl friends would be proud of me (and I would have a better chance to score).

Hat Tip: Hot Air Headlines

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North Carolina Pastor Steals a Woman’s Sex Toy.

Posted by Carlos C. on Friday, August 1st, 2008 at 4:08 am

Life is stranger than fiction.

Hopefully this congregation will be able to endure this test and stay united.

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