Well, I have been lazy sick for a couple of days now, so I will post a blog with links and hopefully will be able to blog later on tonight or early tomorrow!

If it works for Drudge Report and InstaPundit, it should work for Scoop This!

The Israeli navy almost blew Cynthia McKinney out of the water! Too bad they didn’t. Full story on Israel Matzav.

The Republican National Committee might pass a resolution calling President Bush a “socialist”.

Washington Times

“We can’t be a party of small government, free markets and low taxes while supporting bailouts and nationalizing industries, which lead to big government, socialism and high taxes at the expense of individual liberty and freedoms,” said Solomon Yue, an Oregon member and co-sponsor of a resolution that criticizes the U.S. government bailouts of the financial and auto industries. Republican National Committee Vice Chairman James Bopp Jr. wrote the resolution and asked the rest of the 168 voting members to sign it.

“The resolution also opposes President-elect Obama’s proposed public works program and supports conservative alternatives,” while encouraging the RNC “to engage in vigorous public policy debates consistent with our party platform,” said Mr. Bopp, a leading attorney for pro-life groups who has also challenged the campaign finance legislation that Mr. Bush signed.

I really love Megan Fox. I also love the show Two And-A-Half Men.

Check them out together!

BAD NEWS: Israel and Hamas are still fighting.

My Way

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) - Palestinian militants sent a deadly barrage of missiles flying deep into Israel on Monday, demonstrating that Hamas still had firepower three days into Israel’s punishing air offensive in Gaza. Three Israelis were killed and two seriously wounded. Palestinian health officials put the three-day death toll in Gaza at 364; the U.N. said the total included at least 62 civilians.

In Monday’s attacks, Israel focused its bombing on the houses of Hamas field operatives in a campaign meant to tear at the roots of the extremist group ruling Gaza. Israel’s defense minister promised a “war to the bitter end against Hamas” and allied militants.

Intensified rocket strikes by Gaza militants, which triggered the Israeli offensive, have revealed the expanding range of missiles that are making larger cities farther inside Israel vulnerable.

GOOD NEWS: MORE Megan Fox!

THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND: Fatah is helping the Israelis!

InstaPundit

Jeffrey Goldberg

I’ve been talking to friends of mine, former Palestinian Authority intelligence officials (ejected from power by the Hamas coup), and they tell me that not only are they rooting for the Israelis to decimate Hamas, but that Fatah has actually been assisting the Israelis with targeting information.

One of my friends told me that one of his comrades was thrown off a high-rise building in Gaza City last year by Hamas, and so he sheds no tears for the Hamas dead.

“Let the Israelis kill them,” he said. “They’ve brought only trouble for my people.”

Check out dramatic video of the fighting, thanks to breitbart.tv.

According to the Telegraph, Prince Edward has been accused of “beating” dogs.

Prince Edward says that he was just trying to break up a fight between the dogs.

The Earl of Wessex faces a possible criminal investigation for animal cruelty after photographs showed him appearing to beat two gundogs with a stick during a royal pheasant shoot.

An RSPCA inspector is to examine the images, taken by a photographer at Sandringham, Norfolk, on Saturday, to determine whether the animals were subjected to “unnecessary suffering”.

Buckingham Palace insisted that the Prince was simply trying to break up a fight between the two labradors and said that the pictures do not show definitively whether he actually struck them.

But animal rights groups condemned his behaviour as “sickening” and “cowardly”.

The photographs show the Prince approaching the two dogs waving a long crook as they grapple over a dead pheasant.

One picture shows one of the animals cowering to one side as he swings the stick over his shoulder.

In another, it hovers above the spine of one of the dogs but is not shown making contact.

Onlookers said he appeared to take three swipes at one of the dogs while shooting in a field with his nephew Peter Phillips.

It is not illegal to hit a dog with a stick if it is to save it from some danger but the Prince could be prosecuted if it can be shown that he beat them unnecessarily.

Magistrates can impose fines of up to £20,000 or six months in prison for extreme cases of animal cruelty.

If found guilty, the Prince could also be banned from keeping animals and receive a criminal record.

The hippie animal rights groups are just looking for something to bitch about.

I believe that Prince Edward was just trying to break up the dogs and did not go “Michael Vick” on them.

The Associated Press attacked Sarah Palin TWICE when they published an announcement of her first grandchild.

NEWSBUSTERS.org

ANCHORAGE — The teenage daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, whose quest for the vice presidency began to go downhill the day she announced the pregnancy, has given birth to a son, a magazine reported Monday. Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Sunday, People magazine reported online. He weighed 7 pounds, 4 ounces. Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother, told the magazine that “the baby is fine and Bristol is doing well.”

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has given birth to a son months after the announcement of her pregnancy became one of the first dark clouds to swirl over the Alaska governor’s candidacy.

And people still deny a liberal media exists.

I do not even know what “redux” means. It just sounds cool.

Anyways, who punk’d the New York Times and Sarah Palin?

Fake French fry comedians.

While Sarah Palin laughed off her ordeal, she received much ridicule from the New York Times and their sycophantic liberal readers.

However, critics of the New York Times may have the last laugh. Not only did the New York Times publish a fake email from the mayor of Paris, they may not survive economically through 2009.

24 / 7 Wall Street reports:

6) The New York Times (NYT) has to repay $400 million in debt in the first half of 2009. It does not have the money. It plans to mortgage its headquarters, but it is uncertain what that will bring in an uncertain real estate market. The firm’s Boston Globe and regional newspaper operations lose money, so they will be hard to sell. NYT is controlled by the Sulzberger family which has super-majority voting shares. That won’t matter much when the company runs out of money. Another big media operation, perhaps News Corp (NWS) which owns The Wall Street Journal and The New York Post, will come in and auction off what it can and keep the flagship New York Times newspaper and NYTimes.com website.

Please do not bail out the New York Times, Mr. Rupert Murdoch.

Let them rot.

Hat Tips: InstaPundit and Michelle Malkin

Washington Whispers

He won’t exactly say his feelings are hurt, but Whispers hears that former President George H.W. Bush is a bit miffed that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin hasn’t returned his phone calls of congrats for a good effort in the presidential election. Our source ran into the 41st prez recently at a Texas restaurant. When the subject of Palin came up during their chat, Bush told of twice phoning her office but never receiving a call back. The first message was left at McCain HQ after she was picked to be Sen. John McCain’s veep; the second with the governor’s office after the election was over. He shrugged it off as staff error, but our source says he was clearly perplexed. A Palin aide says the guv didn’t get the message, as odd as that sounds. “At this time, we are not aware of any attempts by President Bush to get in touch with the governor, but again, she would be honored to receive a call.” So if you are reading, 41, try again.

Try .

Or .

Hat Tip: Hot Air Headlines

Sherry Johnston was arrested for oxycontin use, not meth, Keith.

Plus, Keith, we should compare scandalous notes between Governor Sarah Palin to our future President who actually did use drugs and is already involved in at least three scandals (overseas campaign donations, Governor Blagojevich’s pay-to-play, and Change.gov).

Don’t choke on your toke when the blunt gets passed to you, Keith.

Hat Tip: Hot Air

G-MILF…

NY Post.com

December 18, 2008 –

THE first grandchild of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is a boy, her father, Chuck Heath, revealed to Grandparents.com.

Heath said his pregnant granddaughter, Bristol Palin, has a due date of Dec. 20. Asked what Bristol and the child’s still unmarried father, Levi Johnston, will name the baby, Heath answered, “Oscar . . . No, I’m just kidding. They don’t have a name for it yet.”

Heath said Palin has more than 200 media requests, plus 87 boxes of unopened mail from all over the world.

Sweet.

Congrats to Bristol, Sarah and the Palin and Johnston families.

Hat Tip: JammieWearingFool

Pick one.

breitbart.com

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Federal investigators in Alaska say an accelerant was poured around the exterior of Gov. Sarah Palin’s home church before it was heavily damaged by a fire.

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives said Monday that the accelerant was poured at several locations around the church, including entrances.

Federal Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Special Agent Nick Starcevic says laboratory tests will determine what the accelerant was.

The blaze was set at the main entrance of the Wasilla Bible Church on Friday evening while a small group, including two children, were inside. No one was injured.

Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate, was not at the church at the time of the fire but visited on Saturday.

Obviously, the people that did this hate Governor Palin.

I hope the people responsible are found and charged with attempted murder and arson.

Wow! Does Sarah Palin pardoning a turkey really constitute as “breaking news” on MSNBC?

Check out the chyrons that mock Governor Palin. I guess the liberal producers at MSNBC took a jaw break from Barack Obama’s hourly blow job.

The first mocking chyron, at 2 minutes and 20 seconds, reads: PARDONED TURKEY IS TOO FILTHY FOR GOVERNOR PALIN TO HOLD. Does that really matter? Who wants to hold a turkey?

The second mocking chyron, at 2 minutes and 55 seconds, reads: GOV. PALIN PICKS WORST POSSIBLE BACKDROP FOR TV NEWS INTERVIEW. Well, turkeys get their heads chopped off. Yet, liberals seem to want to bitch about how turkeys are prepared.

The third mocking chyron, at 3 minutes and 20 seconds, reads: TURKEYS DIE AS GOVERNOR PALIN TAKES QUESTIONS FROM MEDIA.

The fourth mocking chryron, at 3 minutes and 25 seconds, reads: GOV. SARAH PALIN KEEPS TALKING WHILE TURKEYS GET SLAUGHTERED BEHIND HER.

The fifth mocking chyron, at 3 minutes and 50 seconds, reads: GOV. PALIN APPARENTLY OBLIVIOUS TO TURKEY CARNAGE OVER HER SHOULDER.

The sixth mocking chryon, at 4 minutes and 10 seconds, reads: GOV. PALIN NOT REALIZING INCONGRUITY OF HER WORDS VERSUS HER BACKDROP.

The seventh mocking chyron, at 4 minutes and 35 seconds, reads: TURKEY-KILLING FOWLS PALIN NEWS CONFERENCE.

The eighth mocking chryon, at 5 minutes and 30 seconds, reads: TURKEYS DIE AS GOVERNOR PALIN TAKES QUESTIONS FROM MEDIA.

Once again, liberals delude themselves of intellect and decency.

Hat Tip: Hot Air

UPDATE 1: Michelle Malkin is reporting that the David Brooks/Kathleen Parker/Arianna Huffington/Daily Kos idiots are going nuts over this video.

The Juice

Forget Hustler’s spoof Nailin’ Paylin’, former veep candidate Sarah Palin has gotten an official offer to star in a pornographic film, TheDirty.com says. “Porn aficionado” Cezar Capone (a.k.a. Miami director Bill Fisher, who brought us classics like Agent Filthy 0069 and MILF School 8.) has offered the Alaska governor $2 million to be the centerpiece of one of his movies.

“Dear Governor Palin: Please let this writing serve as an official request. In light of the recent election results, Cezar Capone Productions would like to make you a formal offer of $2,000,000 to star in an adult ‘MILF’ production,” a letter sent to the governor’s mansion via certified mail reads. “I am sure you are unaware that Cezar Capone is the KING of all ‘MILF’ films. This one time offer also guarantees that you can walk away from our beautiful set with a newer and sexier wardrobe to make up for the $150,000 worth of clothes you had to give back to the GOP.”

Now, Fisher is no idiot, and realizes Palin might not want to star in a flick with “male talent” other than her husband, so he’s offering First Dude Todd $100,000 to join her. Besides posting the letter at www.palinsupermilf.com, Fisher has offered to put the entire sum in an escrow account to prove his seriousness on the issue.

Really, what can we add to that? And don’t go asking us what a MILF is, because if you don’t know by now, you shouldn’t be reading The Juice*.

Yes, I am sure this is going to happen.

Celebrate good Obama, come on!

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