This is what happens when you give up cigarettes, drinking, drugs, and one-night stands.
Britney Spears is definitely back on my “To Do” list.
Love the abs. And the hair.
Hat Tip: Giorge.tv
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“If U Seek Amy.” If you repeat that phrase a few times, it will sound like an all-too familiar reference to sex. This clever little phrase is the title of Britney Spears’ new hit, and it’s stirring up some controversy.
In case you’re still a little lost, it clearly sounds like she is saying, “F**K me,” and in the event you still think the song is about a girl named Amy, observe how the phrase makes no sense in the context:
Chorus:
Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are beggin’ to, If U Seek AmyLove me hate me
But can’t you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin’ to, If U Seek AmyNaturally, parents might be surprised to hear the vulgar phrase blaring from their daughters’ room. But parents can’t fault radio stations for exposing these lyrics to their children.
Q102, a Cincinnati radio station, is one of many facing the prospect of banning the successful pop star’s 3rd single from her new album, Circus. Patti Marshall of Q102 told MTV that the lyrics are fine to put on an album, but “we’re publicly owned,” she said. “We have a responsibility to the public, you put this… out and act like we’re all fuddy-duddies, like we’re trying to make moral judgments. It’s not about us. It’s about the mom in the minivan with her eight-year-old,” Marshall added.
This isn’t the only song on the album that is inappropriate for eight-year-olds. “Womanizer” her first hit from the album, is accompanied by a raunchy video filled with soft-porn sauna scenes, and multiple sexual advances.
But Spears is a pro when it comes to pushing the boundaries of what is considered acceptable. Last month she was seen shaking her booty in a revealing outfit on network morning news, and her song “Womanizer” was censored when it debuted on ABC’s 20/20 October 10, 2008 broadcast.
Given Brit’s record, parents should have seen this one coming.
I thought Q102 was in Philadelphia?
Anyways, I posted earlier this month that Britney Spears was on my “To Do” list again. Yes, I still want to “If U Seek” Britney.
Check out out the director’s cut of Britney’s “Womanizer” on . Britney looks amazing in her soft-porn sauna scenes.
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Hey, Perez Hilton actually has a decent report!
Britney Spears was hacked.
Britney Spears is back on my “To Do” List, believe it or not.
I think Kevin Federline’s funk is finally off of Brit-Brit, and she has looked really healthy in the past few months.
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Lynne Spears new book will be titled: Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World
So, what juicy details are in the book?
1. Britney started drinking at the age of 13.
2. Britney lost her viriginity at the age of 14 to a high school senior football player named Reg Jones, who, at the time, was 18 years old! (Illegal?) Also, Britney’s vow of abstinence until marriage was a media ploy.
3. Britney started to experiment with drugs at 15.
4. Britney was caught with marijuana and cocaine while boarding a private jet at the age of 16.
5. Lynne Spears says that she “allowed” Britney to have sex with Justin Timberlake when they were both 16.
Lynne Spears regrets “losing control of Britney’s career to handlers who promoted her as a sex object and put her in raunchy videos.”
Did you lose control of Jamie Lynne as well?
I have to agree with Perez Hilton that profiting from your children is a bad idea. Hopefully, Britney will see some of the book royalties!
Hat Tip: Perez Hilton
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THE long-awaited duet between Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake may finally be recorded. Spies said Spears will team up with her ex-love for a song on her next album due at the end of the year. The two were supposed to team up for her last album, but Spears - under the influence of friends including Osama Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib - missed her recording session with Timbaland at the legendary producer’s Virginia Beach studio last August. “She just didn’t show up,” our spies said at the time.
I hope Britney and Justin record two songs! They should record a fast-paced dance mix and a slow love song. Every celebrity gossip television show and website will speculate on a new romance, especially if they fake a kiss on the slow love song music video. Britney will sell millions of records, and Justin will make a ton of money as a producer. If this collaboration pops off, it will be another miraculous comeback for Britney!
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Damn! That’s nasty, Brit!
Fox News.com reports that Britney Spears smokes 40 cigarettes a day. She’s trying to quit for her kids because they hate that she smokes so much.
Scoop This is pulling for you, Brit-Brit. We wouldn’t want you to damage your wonderful computer enhanced singing voice.
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The singer was apparently chosen by the Pulp Fiction director to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.
Spears’ character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.
Tarantino is in discussions with other Hollywood stars to take the roles of the remaining two strippers.
A source said: “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.
“It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”
Spears had her first starring role in the 2002 film Crossroads, portraying a high school graduate on a road-trip to find her mother. But despite grossing $60 million worldwide the movie, and Britney’s performance, was panned and she received Razzie Awards for Worst Actress and for Worst Original Song.
Spears also made cameo appearances in Austin Powers: Goldmember and Longshot.
Scoop This believes this movie can gross $200 million in America! However, there are several factors that need to take place in order for this to happen. These factors include:
1. Tarantino needs to cast REAL actors in order to carry Britney’s acting performance. Britney did well in her minor television guest role on How I Met Your Mother. But, Britney is being asked to carry a movie and be the lead actress. Anyone remember Crossroads? Right.
CAST REAL ACTORS, QUENTIN!
2. The lesbian sex scenes need to be graphic, near “XXX”. No “PG-13″ crap. This is a cult film, and cult films tend to push the limits and boundaries of an “R” movie rating.
3. The fighting scenes need to be graphic, too. The blood needs to look as real as humanly possible. The death blows need to overwhelm the average movie goer to the point where that person covers his or her eyes.
Here’s to hoping Quentin and Britney do not F this up!
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So far, this commercial has been viewed 211 times, and it does have a ton of replay value.
Scoop This will keep track of how many times this commercial is viewed today, and this week.
UPDATE 1: In the past 7 hours, the commercial has been viewed 263,799 times!
UPDATE 2: After 24 hours, the commercial has been viewed 977,157 times!
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Her hopes to win Mother of the Year have gone up in smoke.
It’s bad enough that Britney Spears can’t even keep a lid on her nasty cigarette habit long enough to avoid lighting up in front of one of her young sons, Sean Preston, 21/2. But then to leave her dirty cancer sticks and lighter within easy reach of the toddler?
The curious youngster went to pick them up from a table ashtray at her Beverly Hills home Sunday, as his bikini-clad, part-time mother took a long drag on her Marlboro.
Fortunately, Spears finally sprang into action and snatched them from him.
Still, she left the child to be exposed to her unhealthy, secondhand smoke.
Britney seen smoking in front of her son, Sean.
Sean holding Britney’s cigs and lighter.
Way to go, Brit-Brit!
And to think I had a crush on you 10 years ago…
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How terrible to happen to such a beautiful woman! It is soo sad....
