Moo! Woman wearing cow suit arrested.
Posted by Carlos C. on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 at 10:43 am
A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic… all while wearing a cow suit.
Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reported urinated on a neighbor’s front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.
Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also alleged cussed at the officer.
Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.
Criminals make blogging so much easier.
I heard on the radio earlier this morning that Michelle Allen was at a local park in Middletown, near Cincinnati. She was hired to wear the cow suit to “scare kids”, I believe, at a local town fair.
If you live in Ohio and you know more about this story, please feel free to leave a comment!
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Filed Under: Crime, Humorous
October 1st, 2008 at 11:09 am
is it just me or does the heifer look proud of herself? (no pun intended…)
October 1st, 2008 at 11:13 am
That’s “udderly” ridiculous…
October 1st, 2008 at 11:33 am
She was hired to “scare kids” in a “cow suit?” I didn’t know cows were scary. I mean, they’re dangerous animals and all but I don’t think too many kids picture a cow underneath their bed when they can’t sleep.