Man farts, then is charged with battery!
Posted by Carlos C. on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 at 11:15 am
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
I love the stupidity of criminals. It makes my blogging job easier. However, Big Bubba better think twice before he makes Jose Cruz his new butt buddy tonight. I do not think condoms are readily available in most jails.
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Filed Under: Crime, Humorous
September 24th, 2008 at 11:19 am
“The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.”
LOL. That’s some quality police work there.
My guess is that the assault charge gets thrown out.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:44 am
What was he “driving under the influence” of…a bean burrito?
September 24th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
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September 24th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Thanks, Michael!
I see it!
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September 24th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Let’s clear the air. Something about this stinks.